News

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2025-03-03 - Noah was spotted

Noah was spotted today at our Gas Station using the nick jeff85.726207. Nothing much to tell. He was threatting people and promising to raid them.. without knowing where their bases are.

2025-03-03 - Muhammed and queefkiller are no more..

MrKilla and his Squad have removed the Muhammed base. (Thank you Imzzy and the Oppss clan for your donation toward that cause)

2025-03-02 - NATO and Cartel.Watcher bases are raided..

The NATO base was wiped from the server by leroyyyyyyy, Ben.C137 and flashfootball26.

2025-03-02 - HOA discovers ray222444 has mental issues...

Here’s a clearer rewrite of your message: This is a simplified version of what happened: Typical seems to have a conflict with Cole. He tried to move Ray from "The Underdogs" to Cole's squad without getting proper approval. Ray has some serious social challenges. After talking with him, I understood the issues. I explained to Ray that, typically, his earnings and workbench belong to the squad, and he needs to understand his role in the hierarchy. He got upset and said he was quitting to join EDP. I took that as him quitting and joining the opposing side. I removed him from our chat and moved him to the Enimeis List. You all need to be more careful about giving unrestricted access to newcomers.

2025-03-01 - RealBatmanHere leaves HOA

No problems. He just wants to go out on his own. He has, for now, been moved to Truce status. If you see him in the wild, please be nice to him. He is welcome back anytime he wants.

2025-03-01 - The Big Lie / oopss to inside HOA...

Early in the morning we were contacted by Cartel.watcher (Formally Chaos.Watcher at the time). He had big news for us! ooppss had told El Diablo that he was going to inside the HOA. El Diablo has proof!! He made a video of the conversation! WE ARE STILL WAITING ON THAT VIDEO!!! Anyhow... We did not take this seriously. We have evidence that oopss is 100% loyal to the HOA cause. And also Juian who teams up with El Diablo was kind enough to confirm for us that it was a lie that El Diablo had cooked up the whole scenario to sow discourse in the HOA. Nice try buddy!

2025-02-28 - THE DIABLO / BKI RAIDS...

Trickzzy [BKI] had started doing raids on the HOA compound with CARTEL.El.Diablo.. We know the location of both bases. However, we needed to thin the herd for our attack. We considered that if we announced the raid someone might tip of BKI (someone did and WE KNOW WHO YOU ARE). So we announced we would attack BKI that night and Cartel base the next night. ThePickleMan was set as the squad leader to raid BKI. Only ThePickleMan knew that his actual task was to simply keep them busy. Mr. Killa was set as the squad leader to raid the Cartel base simultaneously. That raid started late. By the time it started the BKI attack squad was trapped by BKI in their Raid Base. THIS WAS FINE! It kept them busy long enough for Mr. Killa and his squad to cripple the Cartel base. The Cartel base was built very badly and it only took Mr. Killa 3 to 5 minutes to get to core and loot the base. By this time Diablo and Trickzzy had started to attack the HOA town. They were defended off with ease. El Diablo then switched to defending his base as he FINALLY found out what was happening. He was WAY too late and not good enough. Mr. Killa and his squad cleaned him out. Later that night Mr. Killa and his squad removed the BKI Base as well. So for the moment Cartel and BKI are dealt with and will not be a major threat. Because BKI betrayed us, they are at the top of our Enemies List.